Fligvangut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented dingo.

Fligvangut created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligvangut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligvangut, it will be very unhappy.

Fligvangut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fligvangut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never run in the presence of capybaras.