Lidgamnangod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous elephant.

Lidgamnangod created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgamnangod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidgamnangod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lidgamnangod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lidgamnangod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never sit near grasshopers.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Lidgamnangod on top of important buildings.