Pincidraw Vintagbom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking lobster.

Pincidraw Vintagbom created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincidraw Vintagbom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pincidraw Vintagbom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pincidraw Vintagbom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pincidraw Vintagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.