Zentigflig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy octopus.

Zentigflig created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Zentigflig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zentigflig, she will turn you into a worm.

Zentigflig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zentigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Zentigflig on top of important buildings.

2. Always help snails.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never write about amino acids.