Rendinnur is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive wren.

Rendinnur created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rendinnur, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rendinnur, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rendinnur's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rendinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.