Disscutbif is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, uncaring wren.

Disscutbif created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscutbif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Disscutbif, she will be very sad.

Disscutbif's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Disscutbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Disscutbif first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help grasshopers.