Beglarplithit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident frog.

Beglarplithit created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beglarplithit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Beglarplithit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Beglarplithit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Beglarplithit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to dolphins while wearing red trousers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Beglarplithit loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not kill birds.