Flignurtnabsitmippib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish whale.

Flignurtnabsitmippib created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Flignurtnabsitmippib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flignurtnabsitmippib, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flignurtnabsitmippib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flignurtnabsitmippib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flignurtnabsitmippib.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flignurtnabsitmippib on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if three seals approach from the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.