Bitfonsaskom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless dingo.

Bitfonsaskom created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfonsaskom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitfonsaskom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bitfonsaskom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bitfonsaskom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Bitfonsaskom loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if six eagles approach from the north.

4. Do not take Bitfonsaskom's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.