Jansitdad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful bird.

Jansitdad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jansitdad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jansitdad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jansitdad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jansitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always wear purple.