Migrilhak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent deer.

Migrilhak created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrilhak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migrilhak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Migrilhak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Migrilhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Migrilhak.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.