Genyambell is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous elephant.

Genyambell created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genyambell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genyambell, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Genyambell's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Genyambell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.