Sigvaglit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy centaur.

Sigvaglit created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigvaglit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigvaglit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sigvaglit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sigvaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sigvaglit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never hurt ducks.