Nibcantig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical lion.

Nibcantig created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcantig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibcantig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nibcantig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nibcantig's Holy Commandments

1. Nibcantig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nibcantig.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing green shirts.

5. Always help sick eagles.