Saddavjon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy coyote.

Saddavjon created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Saddavjon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Saddavjon, it will not care at all.

Saddavjon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Saddavjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Retreat if three doves approach from the west.

4. You must love Saddavjon.

5. Never feed bread to swans while wearing yellow corsets.