Bittanquart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy raccoon.

Bittanquart created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bittanquart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bittanquart, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bittanquart's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bittanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never run near manatees.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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