Jonbesstiflogmumveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident hummingbird.

Jonbesstiflogmumveg created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbesstiflogmumveg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonbesstiflogmumveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jonbesstiflogmumveg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jonbesstiflogmumveg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonbesstiflogmumveg.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed carrots to geese while wearing violet trousers.

5. Do not listen to music.
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