Kompasbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able zebra.

Kompasbarn created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kompasbarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kompasbarn, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kompasbarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kompasbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Kompasbarn first in all things.

3. Kompasbarn loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. You must pray to Kompasbarn eight times a day.
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