Pakvadpad Budhabdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective lobster.

Pakvadpad Budhabdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakvadpad Budhabdoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakvadpad Budhabdoss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pakvadpad Budhabdoss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pakvadpad Budhabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pakvadpad Budhabdoss' priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.