Mobjapfligcemveengep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent jackal.

Mobjapfligcemveengep created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobjapfligcemveengep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobjapfligcemveengep, he will come to you in dreams.

Mobjapfligcemveengep's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mobjapfligcemveengep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.