Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise armadillo.

Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zodsogbedjarnpanarnpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Fast once a month.