Rullfoblen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil snake.

Rullfoblen created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfoblen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullfoblen, it will cry a lot.

Rullfoblen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rullfoblen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never feed gooseberries to swans while wearing gray tights.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullfoblen.

5. Never talk about comets.