Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing whale.

Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot, she will turn you into a worm.

Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bedfemlidstafjamsigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.