Sogliprill is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless wyvern.

Sogliprill created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogliprill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogliprill, he will strike you with lightening.

Sogliprill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sogliprill's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogliprill.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Sogliprill's name in vain.