Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm slug.

Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bumwondim Ingdagzak Kinkipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about ducks.