Cussomting is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane clam.

Cussomting created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussomting, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussomting, he will not care at all.

Cussomting's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cussomting's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. You must pray to Cussomting six times a day.