Tadvaggenwot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating bird.

Tadvaggenwot created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadvaggenwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tadvaggenwot, she will cry a lot.

Tadvaggenwot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tadvaggenwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.