Cadtifdan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful gnu.

Cadtifdan created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadtifdan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadtifdan, he will turn you into a rat.

Cadtifdan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cadtifdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Put Cadtifdan first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.