Stiksogflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, almighty gorilla.

Stiksogflag created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiksogflag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiksogflag, he will torture you forever.

Stiksogflag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stiksogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help birds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.