Ditfedwatnad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable clam.

Ditfedwatnad created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfedwatnad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ditfedwatnad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditfedwatnad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ditfedwatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your chest white.