Jenbidmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet crow.

Jenbidmet created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbidmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jenbidmet, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jenbidmet's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jenbidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenbidmet.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never jump in the presence of snails.

5. Always help horses.