Baflimhon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless goose.

Baflimhon created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflimhon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baflimhon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Baflimhon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Baflimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.