Cutkonvon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless coyote.

Cutkonvon created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkonvon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutkonvon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cutkonvon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cutkonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cutkonvon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.