Veenpidtam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic slug.

Veenpidtam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenpidtam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenpidtam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Veenpidtam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Veenpidtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about black holes.