Larppogkad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Larppogkad created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larppogkad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larppogkad, she will think nothing of it.

Larppogkad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Larppogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.