Tikquafvondim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Tikquafvondim created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikquafvondim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tikquafvondim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tikquafvondim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tikquafvondim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tikquafvondim loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.