Huddonbess is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective weasel.

Huddonbess created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huddonbess, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Huddonbess, she will turn you into a puffin.

Huddonbess' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Huddonbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never wear blue trousers.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Huddonbess loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.