Bensoggessbetflabbot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless frog.

Bensoggessbetflabbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bensoggessbetflabbot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bensoggessbetflabbot, he will turn you into a duck.

Bensoggessbetflabbot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bensoggessbetflabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray tights.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about nebulae.