Stigarfdunweg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent wyvern.

Stigarfdunweg created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Stigarfdunweg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigarfdunweg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stigarfdunweg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stigarfdunweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stigarfdunweg on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.