Misfenbop Nil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage dolphin.

Misfenbop Nil created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misfenbop Nil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misfenbop Nil, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Misfenbop Nil's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Misfenbop Nil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never go into blue rooms.