Disswotmip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able warg.

Disswotmip created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disswotmip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Disswotmip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Disswotmip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Disswotmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Disswotmip's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.