Zaglognart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish shrew.

Zaglognart created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaglognart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaglognart, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zaglognart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zaglognart's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zaglognart first in all things.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.