Hugruttgovbomtab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able cobra.

Hugruttgovbomtab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugruttgovbomtab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hugruttgovbomtab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hugruttgovbomtab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hugruttgovbomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.