Hugwatlik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart hedgehog.

Hugwatlik created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugwatlik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugwatlik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hugwatlik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hugwatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never paint your face green.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Worship no other gods but Hugwatlik.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.