Lipquillbun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient wasp.

Lipquillbun created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipquillbun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipquillbun, she will turn you into a mole.

Lipquillbun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lipquillbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed aubergines to pigs while wearing brown corsets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear magenta jumpers.

5. Do not shave your head.