Abtangem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying mink.

Abtangem created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abtangem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abtangem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Abtangem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Abtangem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Abtangem's name in vain.