Tangodbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful crocodile.

Tangodbug created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Tangodbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tangodbug, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tangodbug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tangodbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo kilts.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never bounce in holy places.