Wodpoglop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful whale.

Wodpoglop created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpoglop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodpoglop, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodpoglop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wodpoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Wodpoglop five times a day.