Wiptikmat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish dolphin.

Wiptikmat created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptikmat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiptikmat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Wiptikmat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wiptikmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wiptikmat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.