Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast toad.

Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged, he will cry a lot.

Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Litkikveen Vabbarnsogmegbugged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Run away from yellow tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never sing in the presence of mice.